Miss Piggy
Drinkin' whisky in a bar,
Listenin' to highway star,
Hope it won't go too far,
I have to drive with the car,
Yet I can see clear,
But soon I'll see my worst fear,
Miss Piggy, she's in here,
She's already too near,
Miss Piggy, fat bottomed
Miss Piggy, roll me down
Miss Piggy, can't you here me?
Miss Piggy, fuck off
I'm in her snare,
It's like a nightmare,
There's stench in the air
But who does care?
Drinkin' more and more,
Like to go to the liquor store,
It's only half past four,
But soon I'll lie on the floor,
Miss Piggy, fat bottomed
Miss Piggy, roll me down
Miss Piggy, can't you here me?
Miss Piggy, fuck off