Modern Major General

I am the very model of a modern major general

I've information vegitable animal and mineral

I know the kings of england

And I quote the facts historical

From marathon to waterlou in order catigorical

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I'm very well aquainted too with matters mathamatical

I understand equasions both the simple and quadratical

Of my binomial therom I am teaming with a lot of news....

(alot of news... Let's see......)

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotinuse

(with many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotinuse

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotinuse

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotinuse)

(Alright hod on........)

I'm very good at integral and diferental calculas

I know the scientific names of beings an emalculas

In short in matters vegitable animal and mineral

I am the very model of a modern major general

(ok now stay with me)

(Slow)

I am the very model of a modern major general

I've information vegitable animal and mineral

I know the kings of england

And I quote the facts historical

From marathon to waterlou in order catigorical

(huuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......)

I'm very well aquainted too with matters mathamatical

I understand equasions both the simple and quadratical

Of my binomial therom I am teaming with a lot of news....

(alot of news... Let's see......)

(Fast)

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotinuse

(with many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotinuse

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotinuse

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotinuse)

I'm very good at integral a