"Aight so you niggaz wanna know how a nigga ends up in jail Servin a 40 to life sentence for dope that wasn't even his Just sit back and listen I'll tell you Its some hillarious thangs boy And it's a wild wild chain of events that gets yo ass in here
Birds no more ( I gotta fuckin funny story to tell yall) They pushed me down and locked me up Put my face on the floor ( you remember me and big paul and my whole crew) They took my money and my credit card Now I'm poor (government snitches are paid) Crack no more ( listen it gon take about 3 minutes just listen)
After high school I gained lots a weight And I ain't talkin bout calories put on by state The recipie I'm cookin may send me upstate Use bakin soda cook the pie collect cake, not Pillsbury These niggaz kick down doors find out where millsbury Shits very intense and critical And when we drew pistols shit got pitiful The first leak was bullshit a half a brick We robbed the middle man and a bum bitch But between me and him and that whore We walked away wit 18 and a bigger score Some nigga named Salvator from El Salvador Got silver teeth and a star on his jaw Held up mansion North Atlanta We hit 'em hard and stores hammer YEA!
(ok I know wat you thinkin it's on right we on right we on) They pushed me down and locked me up (hold up hold up hold up be patient be patient listen to the rest listen listen) They took my money and my credit card (man I feel like a ass hole just tellin you this man) (tell that kid gimme the car check it out heres where it gets interesting follow this shit)
I little spot had more birds than a pet shop More guns than a Vietnam Vet Loaded up the work and lets jet My nigga Big Paul loaded up the uhaul Hold on wats that I saw in the distance Did he have a crew offerin resistance Pauley said "its probly nothin A small animal or somethin" I pointed the 4 fifth in the wind and start dumpin Cops is everywhere they keep comin And all of us caught holdin our dick