This kid he don't play video games
He never ventures to the park
Sits on the sofa every night
Watchin' his tv in the dark
One day this kid comes home from school
He's been suspended once again
For dumping in the swimming pool
His parents just don't understand
I'm gonna plug a jumplead into my brain
50.000 volts direct to my veins
I'm takin' off my clothes
and climbing on the roadsigns on my street
I'm gonna drive a go-kart into a wall
A kamikaze freefall straight to the floor
Make a film of me, and sell it to reality tv
Yeah, that's exactly what I'm gunna do
You raise us with a tv screen
Then say the things we do are sick
We're all just cable junkie kids
Go blame Tom Green and Andy Dick
Monkey see, monkey do!
Can't live without tv
It's what inspires me to be
Unique
A freak