Monster
Aye turn that s**t up a little bit Juan
So these muthafuckas can feel what I'm sayin
Yeah, like that, yo
Monster
Monster
Monster
Monster
[Tech N9ne]
When I was five years old
I realized there was a road
At the end
I would win lots of pots of gold
Kindergarten teacher knew I was impossible
Gots to grow d**k quick to c*** the hoe
Evil breed
We smoked weed without seed teed
Do dirty deeds
Feed foul fiends what they need
Walked around with a switch blade
In sixth grade
You'll get blade
If you displayed bits of mitch bade
Have you ever sold a preacher crack on Sunday?
F****d your teacher
Seventh grader
Under bleachers
Losing data
Smokin refer
Hostile amigo, austa luego
I say to fake hoes
After I pop, I stop and I stay low
Damn clown from Kan town
Many man found it's a monster breed here ***a
Stand down
[Chorus:]
Monster
If you wanna act like me
Monster
You gotta pop a gat like me
Monster
Make a ***a scat like me
Monster
Dumping hella crack like me
Monster
You can always act like me
Monster
Ain't gotta be black like me
Monster
Keep a hold of your brat tightly
Monster
He just might be
Monster
[Tech N9ne]
It must be in my blood
It must be in my soul
I'm musty in the mud
I'm dusty in my clothes
Don't trust me I'm a scud
Don't f**k with me I'm cold
I'm quick to hold a grudge
Don't touch I might explode
I'm made for wrong
Spent too many days alone
Blaze the bong
Had too many cervezas homes
And it get shittier
Hit me a b***h up on Lydia
Accidentally passing chlamydia
[Don Juan]
What kind of ***a take ex?
Ain't never heard of safe s**?
What kind of ***a never think of learning?
Make a smoker suck his d**k
While he's burnin?
[Tech N9ne]
Who that ***a chugging liquor
With Slim Shaddy bumping (Tech N9ne)
Who shot them ****s down on the Landing
In eighty something (Tech N9ne)
Who hit Dillard's
Who think they know where evil lurks now
Who that committing sexual acts
On church grounds?
[Chorus:]
Monster
If you wanna act like me
Monster
You gotta pop a gat like me
Monster
Make a ***a scat like me
Monster
Dumping hella crack like me
Monster
You can always act like me
Monster
Ain't gotta be black like me
Monster
Keep a hold of your brat tightly
Monster
He just might be
Monster
[Tech N9ne]
Momma never knew what's up
She never knew I would turn beast
When I grow up
She never thought that I know clucks
Or hung with ****s in the hood
Who never gave a f**k
Ima creature from a black platoon
Pass the shrooms
Last for doom with half a moon
Still howling
Lord knows I've been a very bad boy
F*****g little Lori
In Forest Hill Cemetery
Definition of a bad boy
Used to hit ****s for recognition
Never had joy
And I never ever really had toys
So I started playing with. 38's
Making mad noise
Who killed fetus'?
Who needed his ghb to get heated?
Immediate we get weeded
Be on some conceited s**t
Many more coming (Why?)
Because
Because
Because
It's dark off up in Kansas City ***a
Land of Oz
[Chorus:]
Monster
If you wanna act like me
Monster
You gotta pop a gat like me
Monster
Make a ***a scat like me
Monster
Dumping hella crack like me
Monster
You can always act like me
Monster
Ain't gotta be black like me
Monster
Keep a hold of your brat tightly
Monster
He just might be
Monster
That's real
That's just a piece baby
That's just a little piece of the story
Got much-much more to tell y'all, yo
[Chorus:]
Monster
If you wanna act like me
Monster
You gotta pop a gat like me
Monster
Make a ***a scat like me
Monster
Dumping hella crack like me
Monster
Monster
Monster
Monster
Monster