Oh damn
What is it, dawg?
I forgot it's Mother's Day
Didn't get a gift for her, other plans got in the way
She'll be so disappointed
Damn, I forgot it too
This could have been avoided
What the hell are we gonna do?
My mom's been so forlorn ever since my daddy left (Cold)
No one to hold her tight, life has put her to the test
I know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and gray (Word)
My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away
Hold up
You thinking what I'm thinking?
I'm thinking I think it too
Slow up
What time is it, dawg?
It's time for a switcharoo
We both love our moms
Women with grown women needs
I say we break them off
Show them how much they really mean
Because I'm a mother lover
You're a mother lover
We should fuck each other's mothers
Fuck each others moms
I'll push in that lady where you came out as a baby
Ain't no doubt that shit is crazy
Fucking each other's moms
Because every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night
If doing it is wrong, I don't want to be right
I'm calling on you because I can't do it myself
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover
I'll be laying in the cut waiting for your mom clutching on this lube and roses
I got my digital camera, I'm gonna make your momma do a million poses
They will be so surprised
We are so cool and thoughtful
Can't wait to pork your mom
I'm gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle
Sho 'nuff
My momma loves bubble bath with chamomile
Straight up
Give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-d-doggystyle
This the perfect plan for a perfect Mother's Day
They'll have to rename this one "All Up Under the Covers Day"
Because I'm a mother lover
You're a mother lover
We should fuck each other's mothers
Fuck each others moms
I'll push in that lady where you came out as a baby
Ain't no doubt that shit is crazy
Fucking each other's moms
Break it down
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
And while you're in my mother, make me another brother
And while I'm in your mother, I'll never use a rubber
(Oh!)
Because every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night
If doing it is wrong, I don't want to be right
I'm calling on you because I can't do it myself
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so I'm gonna sex her right
This is the second best idea that we've ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover