Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch

You really are a heel,

You're as cuddly as a cactus,

you're as charming as an eel,

Mr. Grinch,

You're a bad banana

with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch,Your heart's an empty

hole,Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your

soul, Mr. Grinch,I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-

and-a-half foot pole

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,You have termites in your

smile,You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick

crocodile, Mr. Grinch,Given a choice between the two of

you I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,You're a nasty wasty

skunk,Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is

full of gunk, Mr. Grinch,The three words that best describe

you are as follows, and I quote,"Stink, stank, stunk"

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch,You're the king of sinful

sots,Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy

purple spots, Mr. Grinch,Your soul is an appalling dump

heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of

rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,With a nauseous super

"naus"!,You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a

crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch,You're a three decker

sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce