Mr. Important
He remains defiant to the cause
Though he never quite knew what it was
He's working hard for the man upstairs
Seen him once, he's losing his hair
Mr, Important, he's better than you
Index and quotient, he knows what to do
Mr. Important, in bachelor pads
His parents would be very proud
If only he stood out from the crowd
And made a name that was his own
No corporations, just his alone
But mum and dad, they were so sad
When he lost the job, the bachelor pad
And he just went back home to stay
Now mum and dad want him away
Product, counter product