Mr. Richard

I can call you Janet

I can call you Jan

I can call you Janie

I can call you Jan

And if you would rather have me

call you Miss Jane

You can count on me to call you Miss Jane

I can call you Michael

I can call you Mike

I can call you Mickey

I can call you Mike

And if you would rather have me

call you Mr. Mikey

You can count on me to call you Mr. Mikey

I can call you Katherine

I can call you Kate

I can call you Kathy

I can call you Kate

And if you would rather have me

call you Miss Kaye

You can count on me to call you Miss Kaye

I can call you Richie

I can call you Rick

I can call you Ricky

I can call you Rick

And if you would rather have me

call you Mr. Richard

You can count on me to call you Mr. Richard

You can count on me to call you Mr. Richard

You can count on me to call you Mr. Richard

But no matter what we call ourselves

no matter what we do

I will always be me and you'll be you

I will always be me and you'll be you

I will always be me and you'll be you