Mudslide
This ain't no double entendre
This ain't no euphemism
This is real life
I'm describing a natural disaster
Mud flow
Land mass shifting beneath our feet
Houses, floating on down the street
Debris, wreck and ruin
Bobbing along like butter would not melt
Deluge never ending
And the raindrops never cease to pelt
Mudslide
It's hard to see the upside of a mudslide
I simply can't abide this deadly mudslide
Way down deep inside I hate you mudslide
Mudslide
Neighbors thus far I have managed to avoid
Flounder as they're drawn
Deep down into the watery void
Gesticulating wildly,
But it's awkward so I wave ta-ta
The distant cries of anguish
Play havoc with my cha cha
Mudslide
It's hard to see the upside of a mudslide
I simply can't abide this deadly mudslide
Way down deep inside I hate you mudslide
Mudslide
Somewhere under the mud flow
Way down low there lies
My dear beloved gazebo
Mudslide
It's hard to see the upside of a mudslide
I simply can't abide this deadly mudslide
Way down deep inside I hate you
Do you know what this is?
It's a fucking mudslide