My Bedroom
Darren Hayman
Waking up with a master plan
Going to steal Elsa back from her man
I know what time she walked past my house
Going to lean out the window and shout
Why does she take her time
Elsa won't come to my bedroom
Oh why must she wear spotted tights
If she won't come to my bedroom
I read the books that she leant me
I memorized a short précis
Elsa had a scar on her knee
She cut it on the corner of her T.V.
Why does she take her time
Elsa won't come to my bedroom
Oh why must she wear t-bar shoes
If she won't come to my bedroom
Why does she take her time
Elsa won't come to my bedroom
Oh why must she wear cut-off jeans
If she won't come to my bedroom
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