My Inlaws Are Outlaws
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My In-laws are Outlaws and my home life is in a mess
I'm gonna' call up the High Sheriff and get them all up under arrest
Now your sister likes to meddle, she's in everybody's dirt
If she'd mind her own business, her own damn life would work
CHORUS
Your brother steady gambles, and loses all the time.
Once he's lost his own money, he want to loose with mine
CHORUS
Now your mama likes to trouble, she always cause a fuss
If she rode the Greyhound, the dog would leave the bus
CHORUS
SPOKEN
You mama is so mean, she stand on a railroad line - freight train take a dirt road
Your mama?
Yes, I did say she had a kind face. The kind of face you want to throw a brick at
Stump jumping fools, everyone of them.