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My life as a cloud
My life as a bowl of ahes
My life as a plate of onion soup
My life as a string of poloponies
My life as a singing waiter
My life as an insufferable bore
My life as an overdue library book
My life as a new way to be
My life as a brand new car
My life as a private detective
My life as a way to get to Springfield, Ohio
My life as a coloring book
My life as a bush of ghosts
My life as a Buddhist monk
My life as a set of matching luggage
My life as a new car
My life as the horsehead nebula
My life as a teenage lobotomy
My life as an inflatable love doll
My life as an end to all things
My life as a new beginning
Take my life
Take my life
Take my life
I'm not using it