My Mind Is on Vacation
You're sittin' there yackin'
Right in my face
I guess I'm goin' to have to
Put you in your place
If silence was golden
You couldn't raise a dime
Because your mind is on vacation
And you mouth is workin' overtime
You're quotin' figures
And dropin' names
You're tellin' stories
About the days
You're over laughin'
When things ain't funny
You're tryin' to sound like
The big, big money
If talk was criminal
You'd lead a life of crime
Because you mind is on vacation
And your mouth is workin' overtime
Your life is short
And talk is cheap
Don't be makin' promises
That you can't keep
Don't like my song
Just grin and bear
All I can say is, if the shoe fits
Won't you wear it?
And if you must keep talkin'
Please try to make it a rhyme
Because your mind is on vacation
And your mouth is workin' overtime
Your mind is on vacation
Yeah, your mind is on vacation
I said your mind is on vacation
Well, your mind is on vacation
Because your mind is on vacation
And your mouth if workin' overtime