My President Is Black (D.C.-mix)

Yeah, be the realest shit I never wrote

I ain't write this shit by the way, nigga

Some real shit right here, nigga

This will be the realest shit you ever quote

My president is black, my Lambo's blue

And I be goddamned if my rims ain't too

My momma ain't at home and daddy still in jail

Tryna make a plate, anybody seen the scale?

My president is black, my Lambo's blue

And I be goddamned if my rims ain't too

My money's light green and my Jordan's light gray

And they love to see white, now how much you tryna pay, let's go

Today was a good day, hope I have me a great night

I dunno what you fishin' for, hope you catch you a great white

Need I say great white, heavy as killer whales

I cannot believe this, who knew it came in bails?

Who knew it came with jail, who knew it came with prison?

Just 'cause you got an opinion does that make you a politician?

Bush robbed all of us, would that make him a criminal?

And then he cheated in Florida, would that make him a Seminole?

I say and I quote, we need a miracle

And I say a miracle 'cause this shit is hysterical

But my nephews and nieces, I will email Jesus

Tell him forward to Moses and cc: Allah

Mr. Soul Survivor does that make me a Konvict?

'Be all you can be', now, don't that sound like some dumb shit

When you dogged with crude oil as black as my nigga boo

It's really a Desert Storm, that's word to my nigga Clue

Catch me in Las Vegas, A.R. Arizona

Rep for them real niggaz, I'm winnin' in California

Winnin' in Tennessee, hands down Atlanta

Landslide Alabama, on my way to Savannah

My president is black, my Lambo's blue

And I be goddamned if my rims ain't too

My momma ain't at home and daddy still in jail

Tryna make a plate, anybody seen the scale?

My president is black, my Lambo's blue

And I be goddamned if my rims ain't too

My money's light green and my Jordan's light gray

And they love to see white, now how much you tryna pay, let's go

I said I woke up this morning, headache this big

Pay all these damn bills, feed all these damn kids

Buy all these school shoes, buy all these school clothes

For some strange reason my son addicted to Polo's

Mommies a spinach dip, I'm addicted to use Houston's

And if the numbers is right, I take a trip out to Houston

A earthquake out in China, a hurricane in New Orleans

Street Dreams Tour, I sold my ass in New Orleans

Did it for Soulja Slim, brought out B.G.

It's all love from the beginnin' you Pimp C

You know how the pimp be, that nigga gon' speak his mind

If he could speak down from heaven, he tell me stay on my grind

Tell him I'm doin' fine, Obama for mankind

We ready for damn change, so y'all let the man shine