My Wife Left Me For My Girlfriend

Bellamy Brothers

Well, it's a story that's been told before

But this time there's a twist

I woke up to an empty room devoid of joy and bliss

I know I don't deserve no sympathy but I think it's a sin

My wife left me for my girlfriend.

Like thelma and Louise they took off in the dead of the night

A ninty-one suburban with a loaded forty-five

Well, I called up the authority, where would I begin

My wife left me for my girlfriend.

She was the sweetest thing on earth, always so true

She loved me with a passion, yeah, my wife did too

I guess they figured out what was going on and had enough of it

My wife left me for my girlfriend.

Now, I know what you gals are thinking

Yeah, that bastard got what he deserved

And in the battle of the sexes the lines have surely gotten blurred

But I just want the both of them to came back home again

My wife left me for my girlfriend.

Well, I even asked my lawyer, he said, "Son, it seems to be a trend."

My wife left me for my girlfriend...