Nacho Man

[Intro: Macho Man Randy Savage]

"I'm talkin' about the greatest Intercontinental Champion that ever lived, the Honky Tonk Man is out of line, yeah! Cuz I am the greatest Intercontinental Heavyweight Champion that ever lived and I am the greatest professional wrestler that ever lived, and I'm livin' now, yeah, right now, uh huh."

[Verse 1: Nacho Picasso]

Bad blood, bad vibes and bad luck

Bad sluts ODing in my bathtub

Gave my ex a back rub with a Mack truck

Did her like a speed bump then I backed up

Sue me bitch, I'm racked up

Wanna act up, get smacked up

Off Xanny bars, I was half drunk

I was blacked out when she ran up

Hold up can't stand up

Someone help me pull my pants up

Police came, I put my hands up

But thank god I put them grams up

And them bands up, I get dandruff

Head and shoulders, bust mad nuts

Where's Nacho? He at Mad Cuts

Like Where's Waldo? Off mad dust

Air fresheners we don't need funk

[?] all in our trunk

We'll spray Febreeze, we'll leave you slumped

We'll air it out, whole crew is skunk

So all you do is duck, like a Buddhist monk

I had your girl, and your crew is bunk

I gave her D, all she do is flunk

That's a passing grade, but who gives a fuck?

Fucked her in the butt, never took it in the rump

Then she broke up when she couldn't take a dump

I'm Bad Santa, I got bad manners

Got bad grammar, bad bladders

In Atlanta I had asthma

LSD in my bandana

I'm Santana, blam the hammers

Need Dr. Frasier not Kelsey Grammer

Fucking Chelsea Handler, I'm the Mad Hatter

My nose is red, if I had antlers

I'm Rudolph and my clan Prancer

Pestilence, AIDS and cancer

Sorry Sway you ain't have the answers

I smashed the bitch while I was watching Manswers

Obnoxious bastard, wrapped in hazard

Tape wearing BAPE, going ape, I'm plastered

In wake of the wraith, hold your fate I mastered

The way that I flav', you could write a chapter

I crawled out the grave, threw a rave, a rapture

Fuck a damn dispatcher, all they heard was laughter

[Hook x2]

We don't give a fuck about your name

'Bout your name, mane

We don't give a fuck who you bring

It's all the same, we all insane

It's all the same, we all insane

Can't complain mane

[Verse 2: Nacho Picasso]

Sacrificial virgin bitch

Gave her to the dirtiest

Flirtiest, unworthiest

Nacho, he the merciless

He don't know what mercy is