Nitro
I woke up with a cough
A germ had gotten on me
And I couldn't get it off of me
My mom would say to take some medicine
Right away so I did
Real bad cough, yeah, real bad cough
I found a bottle in a drawer
I thought it was cough syrup
But I couldn't have been more wrong
I drank it down and then I found
To my complete amazement
I swallowed some nitro, I swallowed some nitro
I swallowed some nitro, am I gonna die?
I swallowed some nitro, I swallowed some nitro
Where does a guy go when he swallows some nitro?
How will I explain this to my mom?
I'll have to call her up and tell her I'm a human bomb
And she will feed me baby food just like the did to grampaw
Just like grampaw, just like gramps
Oh well, no more taco bell
And smokin' cigarettes will probably get me blown to hell
And if I go, I guarantee, my pop is goin' with me
I swallowed some nitro, I swallowed some nitro
I swallowed some nitro, am I gonna die?
I swallowed some nitro, I swallowed some nitro
Where does a guy go when he swallows some nitro?
Am I gonna explode?