I'm going down down to the river
I'm gonna bring a 30 pack
I'm gonna drink with all my good friends,
and i ain't ever ever coming back
I got no money and i'm starving
spent it all on golden honey,
I'm gonna chug a lot of jim beam,
Til my face turns brown and blue
I'm gonna get in my car and start it,
I got nothing else to live for
Spent my money on that honey,
and life in the (beam(?))
I wanna tell you that i like you,
but my heart is black and blue
and you say that such a bad idea
Thats hard to swallow but thats harder to chew
You probably think this is funny,
I gontta keep on just laughing
I'm going back down to the river
I'm gonna find my duffel bag
I'm gonna stick my puppy in it,
and drown him till his tail won't wag,
Cause i can't spend any more money
I get a feed it golden honey,
and the next thing you know i cannot feel
My air bags open on my steering wheel
I guess that that oak tree was kinda real
Now i gotta skip this town
I've gotta call up max and elvis,
They're gonna call me a fucking pussy
and pass me a couple beers
We got no money got no honey
Spent it all on golden honey