I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing
Till they got a hold of me
I opened doors for little old ladies
I helped the blind to see
I got no friends 'cause they read the papers
They can't be seen with me and I'm gettin' real shot down
I'm feeling real mean
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No more Mister Nice Guy
No more Mister Clean
No more Mister Nice Guy
They say he's sick, he's obscene
I got no friends 'cause they read the papers
They can't be seen with me and I'm gettin' real shot down
And I'm feeling kinda, kinda mean
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My dog bit me on the leg today
The cat clawed my eyes
And my dad just has to hide
I went to church, I was incognito
When everybody rose
The Reverend Smith, he recognized me
And punched me in the nose
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No more, oh ow
No more, oh ow
No more Mister Nice Guy