Non-Existent Patricia
Non existent Patricia
Room four twenty-six
Non existent Patricia
Does not exist
Aaa, aaa haa
Non existent Patricia
Melts into the walls
Wasn't she at the party?
No one could recall
Non existent Patricia
Non existent Patricia
Non existent Patricia
Non existent Patricia, tricia
Did Patricia say somethin'
Somethin' I missed?
It was spoken so softly
It didn't exist
Aaa, aaa haa
Aaa, aaa haa ha haa
Non existent Patricia
What's on her mind
She ain't sayin'
She's being kind, kind
Non existent Patricia
Non existent Patricia
Non existent Patricia
Non existent Patricia, tricia, tricia
Aaa, aaa haa
Aaa, aaa haa