Not Workin'
Sleepin', drinkin', smokin' and tokin'
Lurkin', overtin', not workin'... Grrr!
Gettin' fired from my job
The robot race
Is unemployable
If I'm not late
You know where I'm at since
I'm the poster boy
For sexual harassment
My only food
From W.I.C.
I got two jobs
And I lost three
The job market's hard
That's easy to say
I can't even spell
401(k)
Sleepin', drinkin', smokin' and tokin'
Lurkin', overtin', not workin'... Grrr!
Never came home from my
Paid vacation to Saturn
Past out halfway through
My interview at the tavern
Now I'm back on the streets
Without a cent to my name
All bum fightin' got me
Was a dent in my brain
Spend my life drinkin' alcohol
And smokin' the dank
Took my job placement test
And it came out blank
Had my baby piss
For my third drug test
When it came back positive
I got depressed
Now I'm lookin' for a job
That I think would be easy
Thinkin' fast food
But I'm too damn lazy
Construction be cool
Holdin' that sign
Where I find myself
The unemployment line
Food stamps, welfare
How I earn my keep
Gettin' drunk all day
And still can eat
Y'all's got jobs
Your life's destroyed
I'll be permanently
Unemployed
Sleepin', drinkin', smokin' and tokin'
Lurkin', overtin', not workin'... Grrr!