Gonna get me a girlfriend, do whatever
She says
Gonna get me a girlfriend and do whatever
She says
And I feel her manager, or her
Passenger, or her furniture
Gonna get me a friend and do whatever
She says
Gotta get me a girlfriend, ooh, before I
Get lost
Gotta get me a girlfriend, ooh, whatever
the cost
I don't care if she's an alcoholic and a
Possible genius
(Like Jackson Pollack)
Gotta get me a girlfriend, do whatever
She says
Gotta get it together, forever,
With my swan
Gotta get it together, forever,
Like we're swans
I don't care if she's a nun or a bawd
Either way's the way that pleases the Lord
Get me a girlfriend and do whatever
She does, or does not want
I'll be lucky to get me one undiseased
And poor
I'll be lucky to get me one what am filthy
And rich
"˜Cause you can't stay liquid all your life
and a girlfriend helps to solidify
get me a girlfriend and do whatever
she says
If she breaks my heart I know what to do,
I'll be fine
Gotta tell her story better than she's gonna tell mine
"˜Cause What has How, and Where has When
But Why is lonelier without a friend
Get me a girlfriend, do whatever she says