Rolfnag was a rambler
He rode from town to town
He never came across a church
Without burning it down
Gorlnachk was a hobo
He rode around on trains
He never met another person
Without eating their brains
They bother were born in Norway
Back in 1982
So they probably hate you
Over there is stollgrav
With the shotgun that he's loading
He took the oath to burn the church
IN THE NAME OF ODIN!
ODIN! ODIN! ODIN! ODIN!
Snarllglaf was a Viking
He pranced around the land
He spoke an ancient language
That no one could understand
He killed a lot of people
He killed them all indeed
And when he was questioned
He blamed it on the mead