Off To Massachusetts
We will buy dishes there
Maybe even two sets
Buy the finest china
Then we'll dine a while on crepe suzettes...
Mr. Laurence:
Well? Go on!
Beth:
We will build model boats off in Massachusetts
There in Massachusetts by the bay
Put them together and wait until the glue sets...
Mr. Laurence:
What's the matter now?
Beth:
I dont remember the rest, sir.
Mr. Laurence:
While we wait, we'll polka for the folk along the parapets!
Beth:
Off
Mr. Laurence:
To Massachusetts
Beth:
Yes, we're off
Mr. Laurence:
To where the shops are sweet
Beth & Mr. Laurence:
We will play minuets off in Massachusetts
Boston, Massachusetts, Beacon Street
Beth:
If you say 'Come with me'
Then to Massachusetts we will go
We will buy dishes there
Mr. Laurence:
If you say come with me off to Massachusetts
Then to Massachusetts we will go
We will buy dishes there
Maybe even two sets
Beth & Mr. Laurence:
Buy the finest china then we'll dine a while on crepe suzettes
Beth:
Off
Mr. Laurence:
Yes we're off
Beth & Mr. Laurence:
To Massachusetts
Yes we're off (Yes, we're off)
To where the shops are sweet
We will have no regrets off in Massachusetts
Mr. Laurence:
Boston, Massachusetts we
Beth:
Boston, Massachusetts we
Beth & Mr. Laurence:
Boston, Massachusetts we repeat!
[Thanks to Natalie R. for lyrics]