Began with we're not here now
But you went and changed the "we" to "no one"
Sounds bright and brave and very clear now
In those seconds you recorded it
I guess that you felt free
With a pause that I aborted
When I addressed you oddly
By your given Christian name
Then I told you who was calling you
That felt downright sordid
But if I sounded sad and timid
There's a machine where I'm staying
That displays a big fat zero
To find a scary bright red one
So I pressed play and pretty soon
I could feel all my fear go
The few silent seconds that you'd left me
Tonight at last we finally spoke
You said you'd had a few drinks
And you'd been playing with the cat
When I told you that I missed you
Your reply to me was really
Then you said you might have found
Someone to share the flat
I said I'd call in a few days
You know I'll keep my promise
Yes I miss you, is it over?
I'll try to keep them honest
And when I hear that no one's there now
I'll just scream..."hello" More from Loudon Wainwright III