Old Man Sam
A johnny was a man
A bad bad man
Yeah
A badder he was
Than ol' man sam
Ah
We're all having fun child
A smoking the plunger
We can't find the blonde
So we may have to run child
We may have to run
I saw the peter tosh
And he was sloshed
I saw the peter tosh and he was sloshed
He was sloshed he was so much off his face
Jabba was big and fat
But don't tell him that
He ate the cat, he ate the rat
And then he ate, then he ate, then he ate the cricket bat
Oh? Yeah
? Yeah
Now it's time for us to go
So don't be slow
It's time for us to go
So don't be slow, don't be slow, don't you be slow
Go!