I saw their eyes, their chests Overrun the great placenta And who received the first "bang, bang"? It was the whole goddamned gang What can the price for freedom be? The ball and chain is gone Is calling for volunteers The old regime is falling Who got the ladies' fashions and the tray? Did you get the princess' collar? Well don't you know I got the cheat So what you got you'd better keep But that brunette, she comes with me It's just my things left in the sand Now I'll drive with four wheel drive Cheese in the mouths of babes is fine with me Deal me in and do your preaching Well won't you carve the turkey now I know I've earned my share somehow By morning who knows where I'll be