There's this older man
An alcoholic plead, oh
And update all his money
Because you are a funny guy, oh
A little tiny guy
Who was always giving hop
They always seem to find the time
For the boys in blue, oh
Give a little kiss with your eyes
Give a little kiss with your eyes
Give a little kiss with your eyes
Give a little kiss with your eyes
There's this older man
He has a little name
It's bottled
Everyone who drinks it's a perpetual liar
There's this older man
Who knows what he'll do
Every night after last call
He tries to get inside her
Give a little kiss with your eyes
Give a little kiss with your eyes
Give a little kiss with your eyes
Give a little kiss with your eyes
There's this older man
He holds his hands like Jesus
He says, "If I get some money
I'll be a bigger jester"
He never goes outside
He never sees the sun
Everyone around him
Calls him Mr. Masturbator
Getting ready for the weekend
Everyone around here is trying to get higher
Fucked up, everybody
Let's go get fire
Give a little kiss with your eyes
Give a little kiss with your eyes
Give a little kiss with your eyes
Give a little kiss with your eyes