There's no car that I can't break But there's no bus that I can take So I'm walking, always walking Can't afford to put you into the shop
You're never on the road, you're always on blocks You're broken, always broken I'll scam a ride from my best friend Something is wrong with my car again
Body's all rust, your motor's fried Junkyard said they wouldn't give me a dime I'm hating, really hating I'm not even gonna get you fixed
Trade you in, you piece of shit You're worthless, totally worthless I'll scam a ride from my best friend Something is wrong with my car again
Busted engine, four flat tires When I turn the key, you catch on fire You must be Mexican or from Japan
"You're foreign", I said, "You're foreign" Just turn over for Christ's sake Take a little ghost ride in to the lake You're history, fucking history
I'll scam a ride from my best friend Something is wrong with my car again Is wrong with my car again Something is wrong with my car again