On Paper

Produced By Stephen Egerton & Bill Stevenson

I'm not so easy on the eye

It's been said my face can make an onion cry

I mean no harm, but I've got the charm

Of a murdering serial raper

I never get none, and I know why

But there's more to me than meets the eye

The real live me ain't certified

But I look good on paper

Statistically I'm far above the rest

I do my homework, never have to guess

Romance is an alien labor

There are things about me you'll never know

Unless you scratch the surface and look below

My resume is solid gold

I look good on paper

I got straight A's on every test

A perfect credit score

My ledgers never in the red

I look good on paper

I never get none, and I know why

But there's more to me than meets the eye

If you got the time I'm qualified

I look good on paper