On The Road

We're on the road

Off to another show.

We got to go,

I'll call you later bro.

Every year, for about five months

To be very clear, I go out and find fun stuff

To collect from the many

That are particular about their pennies

And wont spend a cent

Unless there's perks ...

So I travel in a van that was down by the river

Go out into the land understand I am the giver.

Got my quiver full of raps and I'm ready to attack.

Brought along some books in case I don't want to nap.

We stay at Super 8 dine at Waffle after hours.

I like 'em smothered, fingers covered in biscuit powder.

Seldom shower. Scare them hoes right out of the lot.

All I needs a nap and a little pot what you got?

My roadies got a room; falls asleep to slasher flicks.

He's likes Jason over Freddy if he ever had to pick.

We rent a Dodge Caravan, got stow-and-go seating.

The road? might sound redundant but it does bear repeating.

We're on the road

Off to another show.

We got to go,

I'll call you later bro.

I brought house music.

I hate disc jocks.

I like Cracker Barrel.

I like their gift shop.

I like their pork chops.

I like their peg game.

I like old people.

They all got leg pain.

I like rest stops.

That's where dogs shit.

I hide behind a tree

And take a bong hit.

I like Cool Ranch.

But i'll take Nacho Cheese.

Oh no it starts to rain,

Pass me a pancho please.

Time to mic check.

Find the ladies room.

It's always clean and empty.

Time to drop a deuce.

You never read the news.

You grow apathetic.

Mic check gives you a headache like when you play Kinetic.

No ones heard of me wish I could mercury like T2

Kids say "I wish I could be you" suddenly I don't feel so see through.

Feeling artsy and cold car seats cant ... windows

Did I say Kinetic? I meant Wii-U by Nintendo

We're on the road

Off to another show.

We got to go,

I'll call you later bro.

Every year, for no forseeable end

To be very clear, I go out and find friends

You're everywhere it makes one's mind bend.

When I was young I was the one no one would defend.

But now kids, they get in a line.

I've been to far away locales and they still getting the lines.

They're getting younger ever summer.

I'm getting older than wine

Now i'm advising and reminding them to open they minds.

I get on stage, veins pop out of my face