One Day My Mother Went To The Market
Verse 1:
One day my mother went to the market
and she bought a handsome rooster.
A rooster?
A rooster!
But when my mother started to cook him,
he did everything he useter.
He useter?
He useter!
Oh he said "Cock-a-doodle-doo,
How I love you, how I love you."
Oh he said, "Cock-a-doodle-doo,"
And away he flew, and away he flew.
Verse 2:
One day my mother went to the market
and she bought a little pig.
A pig?
A pig!
But when my mother started to cook him,
he got up and danced a jig.
A jig?
A jig!
He said, "Oink, oink, oink,
How I'd like to stay, how I'd like to stay."
Oh he said, "Oink, oink, oink,"
And he ran away, and he ran away!
Verse 3:
One day my mother went to the market
and she bought a pretty lamb.
A lamb?
A lamb!
But when my mother started to cook him,
he said, "Who do you think I am?"
I am?
I am!
Oh he said, "Baa, baa, baa,
I'm silly it's true, I'm silly it's true."
Oh he said, "Baa, baa, baa,
Not as silly as you, not as silly as you!"
Verse 4:
One day my mother went to the market
And she bought a billy goat
A goat?
A goat.
But when my mother started to cook him,
All she found was a silly note!
A note?
A note!
It said "Mah, mah, mah,
Sorry I can't stay, sorry I can't stay!"
Oh it said "Mah, mah, mah,
For your dinner today, for your dinner today!"
Verse 5:
One day my mother went to the market
And she bought a lovely hen
A hen?
A hen.
But when my mother started to cook her
She began to cluck again
Again?
Again!
Oh she said "Buck buck buck buck buck"
But she forgot, but she forgot
Oh she said "Buck buck buck buck buck"
And fell into the pot, and fell into the pot
she said "Buck buck buck buck buck"
And fell into the pot, and fell into the pot
she said "Buck buck buck buck buck"
And fell into the pot, and fell into the pot!