One Tequila
I've been known to drink a beer or two.
And I can handle whiskey ninety proof.
I'm just fine with a glass of wine, champagne to cabernet.
But I crossed the line when I crossed the border and hang out with those aid.
Cause with one tequila, it's bring on the salt and lime.
With two tequilas the whole bar's a friend of mine.
But with three tequilas my legs don't work no more.
Yeah it's one tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor.
I might end up in a Tijuana jail.
Oh and I think it's table left and up of ale.
Cannonball into a neighbor's pool without a stitch of clothes.
But by the end of the night I'll be tongue tied tryin to offer up some espanol.
Cause with one tequila, it's bring on the salt and lime.
With two tequilas the whole bar's a friend of mine.
But with three tequilas my legs don't work no more.
Yeah it's one tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor.
I'll be glad to pour for all you senioritas.
I'd rather taste salty kiss than have a sip of your margarita.
Cause with one tequila, please pass me the salt and lime.
With two tequilas the whole world's a friend of mine.
But with three tequilas my legs won't work no more.
Yeah it's one tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor.
It's four tequila, five tequila, six tequila door.
Somebody take me home.
Dude you know I can't drink tequila, call me a cab.