i'm the only friend you have.
nobody else would put up with that shit you pulled last night.
i picked you up off of the floor.
oh my heroin, you've outplayed yourself once more.
and while both of us were leaving,
everyone watching the way you were weaving.
you can't believe it isn't true.
i walked across the floor to you.
you were halfway down the hallway
(you were halfway down the hallway)
i hope you can forgive me
but you look so good when you're leaving
(you look so good when you're leaving)
dressing up for everybody else.
you were arrested while you were sleeping
under the table when they were cleaning.
you can't believe it isn't true
i've opened up the door for you.
nothing prepared me for what you could do.
i satisfy my need for you.