Orlandoâ"š¬â"ž¢s Not Here
He used to live right up the street
On the corner of Jones street
No one knows just what heâ"š¬â"ž¢s done
But now he weighs 151
Orlandoâ"š¬â"ž¢s Not Here!
Riding the street on his weighed down schwinn
Selling dime bags to all his friendâ"š¬â"ž¢s
In street fighter heâ"š¬â"ž¢d always win
I havenâ"š¬â"ž¢t seen him since way back then
Heâ"š¬â"ž¢ll answer the door in a disguise
Just minutes after he goes inside
Heâ"š¬â"ž¢ll throw a party rain or shine
And if youâ"š¬â"ž¢re sellinâ"š¬â"ž¢
Landoâ"š¬â"ž¢s not buying