Out Of Tune Song

Just an out of tune song for an out of tune day

I got home from work and I'm not good for anything

I guess I'll have a beer and play it anyway

Just an ordinary guy with a tangled up life

And dreams and emotions that take me by surprise

I don't know why my life hits me right between the eyes

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Needless to say, it's been another pointless day

But I thought I'd call you up and let you know

There's nothing on my mind but an out of tune song...

I'm an amoeba's grandson in a pair of blue jeans

If the world is a stage I must have got lost between scenes

I read the script but I've forgotten what it means

So I sit on my porch with a beat-up guitar

And I watch the girls as they wander past my yard

If they could see me barbeque I know I'd be a star

Chorus

Please don't get me wrong

I'm in no mood to complain

I can still feel the sun on my face

Standing in the rain

Just an out of tune song that I should forget

From one of those days when it's safer just to quit

Madmen and fools love to dig a bigger pit

So I sit on my porch and I howl at the moon

I've got this aching feeling that it's ending much too soon

If I could just get this song in tune

Chorus