He wanted to stumble
He wanted to stink
He wanted to say
Most anything
To hack you off
Or to make you mad
'Cause he's got ovary eyes
He's got ovary eyes
They tried a puppy
& they tried a cat
Then they finally compromised
On a plastic rat
The future father
Looks big & fat
'Cause he's got ovary eyes
He's got ovary eyes
Try as they might
They've covered all the same ground
But it's not quite right
Till you feel just like the first time
In the dusty basement
On a hardwood floor
Till they just couldn't do it
Anymore
Just some old linoleum
Starring Christy Cross
& he's got ovary eyes
She's got ovary eyes
She's got ovaries
She's got ovaries
She's got ovary eyes