Leave 'em a note saying 'wish you were here
I know the best ways to break out of here I helped a young laddie called ivan I bundled him over the wall last night Then he climbed back and he grabbed me tight He uttered some words that i can't say to you 'cause he remembered that he was a screw
Leave 'em a note wishing 'happy new year'
My name is henry though some say i'm thick I've spent half me life in and out of nick Me mum sends me presents to keep me in style Soggy old cakes and hundreds of files Now i sussed all them files i'm a clever young man Now i'm just stupid with manicured hands
Nobody's left and the screw are in tears
"double 3, 427 ?" "here, sir." "double 3, 428 ?" "here, sir." "double 3, 429? double 3, 429 - where is he?" "he went out for a cup of tea at the local football match, sir." "oh. well he might have invited me..."
Nbody's slept and the screws are in tears
We tried digging tunnels but gave up the ghost just past the kensington yards at the most Our limbs was aching, we felt pretty pooped Our clothes they was tatty, our arrows did droop. We crawled back to safety, our hearts filled with gloom 'cos we'd dug ourselves through to the smallest room
Note wishing 'happy new year'
Been wondering where you were Did you have a nice christmas?"