P. O. Box 9847

By Tommy Boyce and Bobby Hart

Handsome, single, young man well respected in his town

Seeks a fine, young lady from a similar background.

Generous, responsible, respectful man of means.

Socialize with presidents and queens.

Reply,

P. O. Box 9847

P. O. Box 9847

I've described me very poorly,

Better try again.

Quiet, sincere, gentleman, well rounded and mature.

Fond of music and the arts, loves the theater.

Educated, sensitive, a trav'ler of the world.

Wants to meet an eligible young girl.

Reply,

P. O. Box 9847

P. O. Box 9847

I've been writing, advertising

That's not really me.

Lonely, understanding man, affectionate and true

Humble, loving, sensitive, considerate and shy.

Only sincere ladies need reply.

Reply,

P. O. Box 9847

P. O. Box 9847

I'm not liking what I'm typing.

Throw it all away.