Woke up today, a bit too late
Put on my shoes, and got some coffee
Cranked out the tunes, I think it was Roxy
Went back to snooze, until eight thirty
Went to the bar, they say is the most
Went by myself, and no one noticed
Wonder if I looked like a tourist
All that I could think, was please don't blow this
Cause they don't know this
Watched all the dogs as they played
None of them barked, they just hanged
Think I'll buy a dog, when I get paid
Saw the girl I know, from my job
I think that she must think, that I'm retarded
I act so dumb, when I get started
Time to cut my hair, and get it parted