Parlez-Vous Français? (French version)
VERSE 1
"The Champs-Elysees is a busy street.
We getting down with everyone we meet.
If you understand, then listen to me:
Si'l vous plait ma cherie allez tombez la chemise!
CHORUS
"Parlez-vous Francais?
Oui!
Parlez-vous Francais?
Oui!
Si tu peux le parler allez tombez la chemise (Repeat)
(Insert big, dumb, scratchy guitar riff here. Sweet)
VERSE 2
"Do it now, because you can and I think you should.
Do it now, because you can and I told you to.
Do it now, because you can, I'll take mine off too.
Do it now, because you can, 'coz you caaannnn..
Got people moving up and down like an elevator.
I'm keepin' it cool like a kelvinator,
Got binoculars for my sexy neighbours -
They always in the yard doing cha cha cha..