So I did the next best thing and I learned how to rob
I took that train to Houston
From the five and dime about the time
Oh momma the law came crashing down on me
Playing stud in the evening
Leon has the cigarettes and Capone has got the light
Now I'm shifting squares with a man from Arkansas
He took my rook oh Lord and my king's about to fall
Oh momma the law came crashing down on me
And I'm calling from a pay phone
Down around Lawrence Bend
Oh momma the law came crashing down on me
Oh momma the law came crashing down on me