Peril On The Sea
[This is the spoken bit at the end of 'Wireless']
They were all stuck in a really small wooden boat ready to perish on the sea
And then one of the sailors pulled up the plug and put it in a bucket
And all sea water came in the boat
And a fish by accident came in and flipped out again by using its fin
The water coming in looked like a spout
And would make them perish
And then with red fire coming out from his gills came ACTION FISH
(and was made of metal)
And cut through the waves
At one hundred miles an hour
Faster than a torpedo
Red fire coming out from his gills
And jumped into the sky and shoved a bung
Into the hole in the boat and sped off
Cutting through the waves
At one hundred miles an hour
Faster than a torpedo
Red fire coming out from his gills