Pervert Nurse
You're in the hospital
And you're hurt
And here comes
Your favorite pervert nurse
And she's so clean
And she's so neat
And a week of therapy
And everything may work again
Because
She's a pervert
She's a pervert nurse
She's a pervert
She's a pervert nurse
Now you're in therapy
In the bath, a shot
To make you feel so good
She's there to check you
And turn you inside out
Until you don't know what to do
Because
She's a pervert
She's a pervert nurse
She's a pervert
She's a pervert nurse
Test tubes, blood pressure
Hemoglobin layer, sugar count
You're a diabetic, my friend
Here comes the pill
And it's deep
And a few more minutes
And maybe you can sleep
You've got an infection
And you're back
You've got a surprise in the hospital sack
You know it, with your
With your pervert
With your pervert nurse
Pervert nurse, pervert
She's a pervert
She's a pervert nurse
(Go, yow)
She's a pervert
She's a pervert nurse
Shuttle down that alleyway
Not much time to waste
Feel the pain inside
Feel the pain inside
Can't you feel it burning?
Can't you feel the pain?
Go ahead and give it to me
It's all the same
"Now don't worry, big boy
This won't hurt a bit"