Now Peter Parker popped pictures, for J.J.'s rag,
In a radi-o-ac-tive science lab,
When a-long came a spider, who bit now he,
Is web slingin' and swingin' through N.Y.C.!
Now Spiderman he, was so cocky,
And all he wanted, was to buzz T.V.,
But after Uncle's murder it, made him see,
With great power comes, responsibility.
And now criminals, all around the town,
Will turn tails, and scatter, when they hear this sound:
(9 measures, DJ scratches, Spiderman Theme is sampled)
Now Peter Parker's, an embarker, known as Spiderman,
But Norman Osborne's, gotten darker, in his corporate plan,
After he took a serum, wild delirium,
Out to kill Spidey, and everyone near "˜em.
On his Glider, throwin' bombs, Green Goblin, he be illin'!
So with timin', Spidey's climbin', stoppin' crime and all the villains.
Scorpion, Hobgoblin, Kingpin, Rhino,
Venom, Carnage, Doctor Ock, and Electro.
Loves his Aunt May, Mary Jane, yeah he'd like, to meet her,
Get the girl, save the world, and his name is Peter!
(8 measures, DJ scratches, Spiderman Theme is sampled)
It goes a one, two, three, hit it!
Spidey's like the X-Men, as I was told,
Mutant powers and such, he's brave and bold.
Like Xavier, who's the savior, of the babes like Rogue.
Her and Storm, will make you warm, while they both stay, in vogue.
And there's Jean Grey, to see her play, will make you say,
God damn that Stan Lee made my day.
Cyclops' vision, is beamin', Magneto is schemin',
Yeah he's dreamin', of reamin'. Toad's a little demon.
Logan "Wolverine's" powers, will heal all his wounds,
When he fights, with claws, "˜gainst Sabretooth.
Now Reed can stretch, for a mile or more.
He's the mister of, the Fantastic Four.
With Invisible Sue, and a Thing that's orange.
Just don't get scorched, by the Human Torch.
He's the big green Hulk, whose temper is bad.