Pimpin' Ain't Easy

Chorus:

Anything goes when it comes to hoes, they go:

Pimpin' ain't easy (pimpin' ain't eeeeeee-zyyyyyy) 6x



[greg nice]

One-two-three-four, to five-six-seven

Eight, nine-ten, then ya got eleven

Twelve, thirteen, start your age;

Fourteen-fifteen-sixteen, the pubic stage

Like an apple, like a cherry, like a peach, like a plum

Better get off the virgin before I cuuuuum!

Pick up my pants and thump and thump

I think I'll call up tootie, she'll give me some

Watch out, watch out I'm drippin' live scum

I say damn, I love the way I make my posse roll-a

'specially if the hoochie's on birht control-a

Lift her up just like a pick up truck

Then I sat her down and we started to f**k

Made whoopie, made whoopie, made whoopie, yo-o-o-o-o!

I hope this time I don't make a cookie

Brothers everywhere be callin' me a rookie

Two from the greg nice from the o-o-old schoooooool

But bullshit, I ain't no fool, 'cause

Chorus

[big daddy kane]

Well, I say...extra! extra!

Here is a bachelor comin' straight at ya

I see trim and bag it, take it home and rag it

The big daddy law is anti-faggot

That means no homosexuality;

What's in my pants'll make you see reality

And if you wanna see a smooth black casanova -- bend ovah!

'cause I don't half-step when it comes to broads

The k-a-n-e 'll go the whole nine yards

There's no time for coversation my dear

[moan!] is all I wanna hear

So let's make a move, as I get smooth

'cause the purpose I serve is to soothe

I'm tall, dark and handsome and all that junk

Even white girls be sayin' &quot;ooh, kane's a hunk!&quot;

Even puerto rican girls be callin' me papi

Some try to copy, but they look sloppy

So imitators who wanna step to a

Brother like me, lick my manure!

Chorus

[smooth b]

I'm just goin' and I'm flowin' like a gigolo

And when I used to be with scott, I was a super-hoe

But now I'm coolin' with kane and greg n-i-c-e

And if the girlies want my tip they gotta pay a fee

I love bonin', and all my friends they will agree

That when it comes to pimpin' hoes...it ain't easy

First name: smooth. last name: b

When I'm bonin' a girl, I make her feel heavenly

I like to make 'em wait, and then make 'em beg

And when I take off my clothes, the I form a third leg

They rub it with oils and suck it with ice

Now I'm sweating....my mind is in paradise...

Chorus

[scoob lover]

Tip-tip-toein', scoob lover's out hoein'

Braggin' to the fellas how my flattop was growin'

Buyin' drinks for the ladies, money I was blowin'

Right in front of me...mmm...not even knowin'

A brown-skinned cutie; big, plump booty

Nametag earrings readin' off &quot;tootie&quot;

Bullseye, bing, the girl of my dreams;

From my eyesight that was what it seemed

I said, uh, &quot;come a little bit closer&quot;

To scoob that night, choice guy, she said &quot;hi

Hi...hi, I've really been wantin' to meet you

I just got paid and I'll be very glad to treat you

How 'bout dinner, a salisbury steak? &quot;

I said, &quot;sorry honey-dip, but I already ate&quot;

So I nudged the other girlies off my shoulder

Went for tootie 'cause the girl was much older

East to the benz, I slowly walked;

Clearing out my throat so I cold start my smooth talk

Sex in my mind, I was sure of it...

I wanted to tax that ass like the government!

Chorus

[ant live]

Well, it's friday night, ain't a damn thing funny --

Bitch better have my money