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i read the news today oh boy
terrorism
i'll never fly to israel
my doctor's telling me
gotta stop partying
i'll never get out of bed
i need a quick lunch, ah
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saw fit
i need a chipmunk, ah
pink litmus paper shirt
how's all my friends back home, who cares?
they know i'm not well
i'll never understand this world
there's no new girl, it's all a rumor
not true not true
i need a quick lunch, ah
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saw fit saw
i need a chipmunk, ah
think if she'd pay for dirt
is my watch fast?