Pink Toenails
Pink toenails
Why don't I have time to paint pink toenails
I've got my pink foam curlers and my pony-tail
My girlfriends have time for their pink toenails
Come nightfall
You'll be waltzing through my door when you hear me call
And I love the way you say I'm your baby doll
And you'll find me sitting there in my pink toenails
I've got my walkman and my Cosmo and my ticket to ride
All I need is my box of chocolates and you here by my side
Whoa pink toenails
Why don't I have time to paint pink toenails
I've got my pink foam curlers and my pony-tail
My girlfriends have time for their pink toenails
You think your man don't care about perfume and powder
Polish and lipstick and lotion (lotion)
But when you slip your slippers off and you rub him on the chin
And he looks down your leg you're sure to see a grin at your pink toenails
He says Honey come on over here and give me something sweet
Well let me put my finishing touches on (put 'em on)
'Cause I don't want to cuddle, snuzzle, rubbing on my feet
Till I have painted every little toenail pink
Oh wrestle with me
You can mess up my hair
You can treat me like a tomboy
I love it I swear
Oh toenails (toenails)
Why don't I have time to paint my toenails (toenails)
I've been drinking my whiskey from a holy grail (holy grail)
And we'll go to Disneyland and ride the mono-rail (mono-rail)
And if you're sweet I'll be your nightingale (nightingale)
Until the extinction of the sperm whale (sperm whale)
Live happily after just like Roy and Gail (Roy and Gail)