Plastic Jesus
I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got that plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
'Tho I'm going ninety I ain't scary
'Cause I got the Virgin Mary
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Well, you may think your Virgin's the most
But I got a statue of the Holy Ghost
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Yeah, I don't worry nor do I bother
'Cause I got a statue of God the Father
Riding on the dashboard of my car